My comments are not illicit. They are perfectly licit.
However, your inept attempt at spelling has ELICITED my scorn.
(If that doesn’t get me five stars, nothing will.)
“Jen’s gorgeous, but what would she look like if she looked like the kind of person she is on the inside?”
Reminds me of the story of the conversion of St. Pelagia the Harlot:
“As we were all listening with enjoyment to [Bishop Nonnus’s] holy teaching, suddenly there passed by in front of us the foremost actress of Antioch, the star of the local theater. She was seated on a donkey and accompanied by a great and fanciful procession. She seemed to be clothed in nothing but gold and pearls and other precious stones. Even her feet were covered with gold and pearls. The male and female slaves accompanying her were extravagantly clothed in costly garments, and the torcs round their necks were all of gold. Some of them went before, others followed after.
“The worldly crowd could not get enough of their beauty and attractiveness. As they passed by us the air was filled with the scent of musk and other most delicious perfumes, but when the bishops saw her passing by so immodestly, with her head bare, and the outlines of her body clearly visible, nothing over her shoulders as well as her head, and yet the object of such adulation, they all fell silent, groaned and sighed, and averted their eyes as if being forced to witness some grave sin.
“The most blessed Nonnus, however, looked at her long and hard, and even after she had passed by he looked after her for as long as she remained in sight. Not till then did he turn round and speak to the other bishops.
” ‘Weren’t you delighted to see such beauty as hers?’
They answered nothing. He leaned his head down on to his knees and shed tears into the handkerchief which he held on his lap between his holy hands. He sighed deeply and turned again to the bishops.
” ‘Truly, I was extremely delighted. Her beauty pleased me very much, for God has preordained to bring her here into the presence of this worthy and eminent bishop of Antioch as a judgment on us all personally as much as on our episcopacy. Think, my beloved brothers. How many hours did this woman spend in her dressing room, washing herself and dressing herself and decorating herself with the utmost care and attention, so that there might be nothing lacking in the beauty of her ornamentation, simply so that she would not disappoint all her various admirers, who are here today and gone tomorrow? If only her heart was as beautiful as her adornment. But for us there is an almighty father in heaven, an immortal spouse who makes promises to those who serve him, who offers heavenly riches and eternal rewards which are beyond estimation, which eye has not seen, nor ear heard, nor yet have entered into the heart of mankind, which God has prepared for them that love him.
” ‘What more can I say? We have his promise that we shall see the great and splendid and inestimable face of our bride, which Cherubim dare not gaze upon, but we do not take care to adorn ourselves, or purge ourselves of all the filthy thoughts of our wretched souls. We just let them lie there.’ ”
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
Another big work distraction for Frank.
Bender_Sastre over 14 years ago
Brandy doesn’t have to act like a slut to get that reaction out of Frank.
glslightning over 14 years ago
Who’s acting???
Charles Brobst Premium Member over 14 years ago
Little Darth likes it.
Ray_C over 14 years ago
Is that a light sabre Darth is carrying, or is he just happy to see Jen?
Colt9033 over 14 years ago
I’d say later.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 14 years ago
She makes good points!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
ray c–….That was a 4 out of 5 star comment….
BTW the only comments that rate a five are those that illicit comments condemning you as being a ‘cyber bully’
Ray_C over 14 years ago
My comments are not illicit. They are perfectly licit. However, your inept attempt at spelling has ELICITED my scorn. (If that doesn’t get me five stars, nothing will.)
alviebird over 14 years ago
Back to the strip…
And how long after they get to the club before she dumps him for someone else?
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 14 years ago
Drooooooool
bmonk over 14 years ago
As cdward said, 2 days ago
“Jen’s gorgeous, but what would she look like if she looked like the kind of person she is on the inside?”
Reminds me of the story of the conversion of St. Pelagia the Harlot:
“As we were all listening with enjoyment to [Bishop Nonnus’s] holy teaching, suddenly there passed by in front of us the foremost actress of Antioch, the star of the local theater. She was seated on a donkey and accompanied by a great and fanciful procession. She seemed to be clothed in nothing but gold and pearls and other precious stones. Even her feet were covered with gold and pearls. The male and female slaves accompanying her were extravagantly clothed in costly garments, and the torcs round their necks were all of gold. Some of them went before, others followed after.
“The worldly crowd could not get enough of their beauty and attractiveness. As they passed by us the air was filled with the scent of musk and other most delicious perfumes, but when the bishops saw her passing by so immodestly, with her head bare, and the outlines of her body clearly visible, nothing over her shoulders as well as her head, and yet the object of such adulation, they all fell silent, groaned and sighed, and averted their eyes as if being forced to witness some grave sin.
“The most blessed Nonnus, however, looked at her long and hard, and even after she had passed by he looked after her for as long as she remained in sight. Not till then did he turn round and speak to the other bishops.
” ‘Weren’t you delighted to see such beauty as hers?’ They answered nothing. He leaned his head down on to his knees and shed tears into the handkerchief which he held on his lap between his holy hands. He sighed deeply and turned again to the bishops.
” ‘Truly, I was extremely delighted. Her beauty pleased me very much, for God has preordained to bring her here into the presence of this worthy and eminent bishop of Antioch as a judgment on us all personally as much as on our episcopacy. Think, my beloved brothers. How many hours did this woman spend in her dressing room, washing herself and dressing herself and decorating herself with the utmost care and attention, so that there might be nothing lacking in the beauty of her ornamentation, simply so that she would not disappoint all her various admirers, who are here today and gone tomorrow? If only her heart was as beautiful as her adornment. But for us there is an almighty father in heaven, an immortal spouse who makes promises to those who serve him, who offers heavenly riches and eternal rewards which are beyond estimation, which eye has not seen, nor ear heard, nor yet have entered into the heart of mankind, which God has prepared for them that love him.
” ‘What more can I say? We have his promise that we shall see the great and splendid and inestimable face of our bride, which Cherubim dare not gaze upon, but we do not take care to adorn ourselves, or purge ourselves of all the filthy thoughts of our wretched souls. We just let them lie there.’ ”
Ushindi over 14 years ago
God has never talked to me or promised me a thing, either now or later. Makes it a little hard for me to swallow all the superstition…
alviebird over 14 years ago
You’ve not been listening.
YatInExile over 14 years ago
Watch out, Frank. Remember what happened last time…
RWBRAND over 14 years ago
Frank has been busted again.
znorman23 over 14 years ago
wow… i liked the comic… but you guys are just CRAZY!!!
Greatdane over 14 years ago
When the girls are featured the number of comments more than double…which makes this strip even more enjoyable.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
These people REALLY seem to work at crazy. I like the comments more than the comics
……. sometimes
You guys are going to have to work harder to get the majority rating.
Ushindi over 14 years ago
thebird55: Good movie here…
http://tinyurl.com/yate9bn