Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 18, 2010

You’re fast, but your aim stinks….

The news is traveling fast though.

This reminds me of Jethro Bodine

“Buck Rogers” Lio with his flying belt! –Efficient delivery mode!

Well, he won’t keep that job very long.

wel……………g8 lio…………………….keep it on!!!!!!!

meet George Jetson… his son Elroy…

I hate to think what it looks like when he’s delivering the Sunday edition. Probably a lot like carpet bombing.

Crypto (of Destroy All Humans) couldn’t do that. He’d get shot down everytime.

I don’t think he’s missing…

I agree! His aim is just what was required! ‘Course I’d have been tempted to put a Cheshire cat grinning next to the paper in the tree, as it would seem to fit the situation better…but artistic license and all that!

Cue, ‘The Ride of The Valkyries’

NOW we know why they go online so much these days.

Oooo yah, that’s just the kind of paper boy I was when I was a kid, even though all I had was bikes. Online? Where’s the fun in that?

Much better than the old video game “Paperboy”…i loved that game, but totally SUCKED at it!

All the news that’s fit to drop.

Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything.

Wyatt Earp

So that’s how they do it!