Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 01, 2010

Dern snakes have no patience when it comes to food.

goody-goody snake……………….well lio i want the cola plz………..

So how’s the little boy going to see the movie now?

You get the snacks you want, Lio, and I’ll have this kid in the next seat!

Lio, is a frowny-face a sufficient response? Oh; and how was the sequel?

Aw man, I just can’t take you anywhere in public!

Just couldn’t wait, could you?

Snake you regurgitate him right now! We can pick up a bully on the way home, if you are good.

Greedy gut!

NNew movie- “Snakes In A Theatre”

GEE1G:

In that case, Lio would come back to find Cybil sporting a brand new pair of snakeskin boots.

Oh, no, please tell me there isn’t really a sequel to that movie!

“I’m tired of these monkey-loving snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!”

(this was how the censors edited the line when Snakes on a Plane was broadcast on FX, I kid you not!)

When you get this one worked out, you might want to pAss the solution on to Haiku Ewe.

lio doesn’t have to share his snack now

They don’t sell kids at the consession stand.

Lio says, “I guess you are slithering home now, because I am not carrying you with a full stomach.”

Lio would no doubt take a pet shark with him to see “Jaws” or even a pet killer whale to see “Orca”, although that last one might not be in the best of taste just at the moment……

“Snakes on a Plane 2” – for people who felt that the first one didn’t quite suck enough.

Coming soon: “Battlefield Earth 2.”

Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these mutha&$#@!#! snakes in this mutha&$#@!#! comic strip!

Ok, so I can’t type like Samuel L. Jackson.

LOL XD

So is Lio upset that he bought snacks and the snake already ate or that the snake ate a kid?

Never invited a snake to cinema, is ok? :)

Well, this proves that snakes don’t like popcorn.

…And I think there’s a sequel on the horizon.

LOL That look on Lio’s face! XD