Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 13, 2011

Plenty cheesy…

I only guess that they are the Guido type and one of the American footbal team fan but I do not recognise the rest.

Clockwise from top: aging Lothario, football fan, redneck, Guido.

I’ll never eat cheese balls again.

Those are actually Sleez Balls. And it’s white powder you have to worry about getting on your fingers.

@Coyoty - they don’t look as if they use talcum. But if you say so…. ;-)

I prefer to lick off the remnants before washing.

What are you thinking, Lio!! Just look at the fat content of those things!

It’s not easy being sleazy.

I shudder to think about what Lio’s gonna find if he opens a box of corn flakes.

or fruit loops.

One more reason why I should donate all the Cheezy Balls in my house to someone with a lobotomy.

Only thing missing is a guy dressed in bad 70s style..think shirt halfway buttoned, giant medallion…..ick!

And who was it that won the super bowl?

Make a fist, Lio.

Cracker Jerks?

Oh dear, that bag’s gone stale. Better toss ‘em out, Lio.

Stale Super Bowl leftovers. The guy with the cigarette looks like Homer Simpson with very bad hair.

Are you completely certain that guy in the middle isn’t the “You can call me Jay! Or you can call me Ray!” guy?