Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 21, 2011

You’ve been discovered and claimed, Lio…

Awkward, waking up to find someone has staked a claim on your behind. Lio missed First Contact except in the physical sense!

Having someone stake a claim to your behind. = BadHaving that someone come out of a sphincter shaped door first. = Worse

Is this the end for Lio?

The next step is colon-ization…

You mean there are others like Lio in the universe?

I was scared to write my comment but after what comes out of you guys………

…I had the weirdest dream last night…

Blankety-blank bedbugs!

……." take me to your leader……"

STAKEN

I was going to Flag this strip, but someone beat me to it.

“I declare this plant… LIO!”

“It is my duty. to claim this booty!”

One small rump for man. One giant rump leap for alienkind.

Colonoscopy prep?

And when they realize what they claimed…. They’ll return it quickly.

Alien acupuncture?

Aliens are a pain in the @$$.

@freeholder1, that’s one way to look up an old friend.

Hey Lio, an alien just claimed Uranus!

(Can’t believe I’m the first one here to make that joke!)

Lio’s butt has been claimed!