Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 23, 2011

Got Prince Albert in a can?

Insert Bart Simpson phone prank here.

Gee, they sure are waaaaaay more advanced than us…

when I was a kid we’d call people and say we’re the phone co. and we have too much slack at the main office, whould you please pull on your phone cable.

Aliens have the wit of teens. We’re doomed.

Everyone is a comedian.

Nice to see that the SETI program has finally succeeded.

Darn alien kids!

Haven’t heard that one before, that’s funny!

Ah, the joke that supercedes all life forms.

Mars Needs to Get a Life — Coming soon to a theater near you.

Call to bowling alley: "Do you have 8 pound balls? Yes.“Then wear baggie pants and no one will notice!”

call to butcher shop:Do you have pigs feetbutcher: yes.wear shoes and nobody will notice.

I think it’s comforting to know that corny jokes are universal.

These jokes are probably as old as the universe.

Gotta catch my fridge! Bye!

“Beam me down Scotty, no intelligent life up here either!”

you are the best!!!! lio

I would say that this old joke has no “legs” and “run” with it… but that would be childish of me!

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Happy Turkey Day everyone! Hope your Thanksgivings are wonderful.

Pretty well explains UFO phenomena in a nutshell.