Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 09, 2013

Cybil wants to eat NOW!!!!!!

A cat you only forget to feed once.

Feed me or I kill you.

Glad my cat was not like that.

My morning alarm clock is set to " FEED ME ! NOW ! "

The cat food or your head…ONE of them is gonna get opened, capice?

That Cybil! No follow-through.

It’s feeding time—to the tune of Leonard Cohen’s Closing Time! And when Cybil the Executioner speaks, folks who want to keep their heads listen!

You’d think that Cybil could use a can opener to open those cans of cat food herself, seeing how she can work an ax, sword, etc.

execationer

What’s the point of cutting off the head that feeds you?

Lio should know better than to leave the cutlery around.

My son is a black belt in taekwondo. I could totally see him looking at this cartoon and thinking he found a new method for telling me to unlock the computer.

This strip could not describe my cat better…

Where’s Robin? Batcat ate Robin.

Oh no! It’s Cybil with a scythe.

When the food dish goes empty the panic of starvation sets in immediately.

Our cat would try to come in the bedroom to get one of us to feed her as soon as she heard the alarm clock. At least her paw would start sweeping under the door and she’d meow loudly until I would come out.

Cybyl nees to take lessons from….[eerie sound effects]SIMON’S CAT.see the classic youtube funny cat cartoon for proper use of baseball bat to wake owner.

slip slidin’ away…

Mark Tatulli has nothing on Charles Addams.

Oh, look. It’s my 18-year-old.