Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 26, 2017

good thing Alfred Yankovic didn’t mention brains in his Back Street Boys “I Want it That Way” parody

Just be sure you get next-day delivery.

I prefer to shop where I can examine the merchandise.

You won’t find one on the internet, kid.

In real life, you can’t sell body parts on Ebay anymore.

I think I saw one from Abby someone.

Watch out, Liō, that’s Dark Web!

eBay has almost everything Lio, but not… that.

eBay has almost everything Lio, but not… that.

Oh, look! And free shipping too!

Fresh, Lio, fresh!

EBay can’t beat your local butcher shop for freshness. To be sure, a human brain may require a Special Advance Order, but a good butcher will get you the cut you need!

Might do better on Craig’s List.

Why does such a modern guy like Liō have a computer that’s six generations behind the times?

http://www.ebay.com/bhp/human-brain