Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 17, 2017
Transcript:
Lio Ace Investigative Reporter of the Supernatural and Unexplained For The Witherspoon Elementary School News If the lunch ladies were behind Joe Crindle's disappearance, I needed more proof...first stop, Joe's locker. It wasn't the first time I'd seen what happens to a banana left in a locker for months, and it's never pretty. Worse, I was no closer to finding out what happened to Joe... BLEH PRESS MORE CLUES TOMORROW
Evidently bananas in lockers evolve into shoggoths after a few months.