Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 17, 2017
August 16, 2017
August 18, 2017
Transcript:
Lio Ace Investigative Reporter of the Supernatural and Unexplained For The Witherspoon Elementary School News If the lunch ladies were behind Joe Crindle's disappearance, I needed more proof...first stop, Joe's locker. It wasn't the first time I'd seen what happens to a banana left in a locker for months, and it's never pretty. Worse, I was no closer to finding out what happened to Joe... BLEH PRESS MORE CLUES TOMORROW
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
Joseph must’ve forgotten that nanner when he cleaned out his locker at the end of the previous school year.
Radish... over 7 years ago
Lio has gone bananas.
ACK! Premium Member over 7 years ago
That’s his science fair project.
Michael Rosser Premium Member over 7 years ago
Evidently bananas in lockers evolve into shoggoths after a few months.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
So spontaneous generation of life is true!
All that is missing is Robert Colbert’s music from “The Night Stalker” tv movie.
coffeeturtle over 7 years ago
This story ought to get you a Pulitzer, Lio, or a bad case of a rash.
A reporter’s nose should be able to smell a story half way across Chicago, but right now you just smell.
chris_weaver over 7 years ago
Another dead end. No time to waste – time to, um, split.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Arrgh!
Maybe some precautions would have been in order before opening “Sloppy Joe” Crindle’s locker, Ace!
Is that once-banana now roaming the halls of Witherspoon, seeking prey? Or will the School Lunch Ladies add it, too, to their latest lunch-time concoction?