Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 20, 2021

Now why didn’t Calvin think of that when his father asked him to shovel the walk? Well, because he couldn’t tolerate the sauce’s spiciness which made him spew his meal across the dinner table.

I think the last guy I saw who could do that was Bluto from Animal House after he inhaled that fifth of Jack, he just needed a light!

BTW, I guess Lio is Godzilla now or whatever 50s/60s sci-fi monster he wants to be. Brings me back to my Creature Feature Days in the ‘70s watching St Pete’s WTOG -44 and Doctor Paul Bearer. TUBI has a lot of those old B movies on line for free!

Have to go out in the morning and clean up snow…I’ll give this a try. Fingers crossed….

Frank’s red hot…I put that *&#@ on everything

Showing that he cares about his dad and wanting him to risk an injury (or worse) shoveling the snow…

works for me. :)

Was talking at a restaurant about using a flamethrower to clear the driveway. Then our waitress piped-in with “it doesn’t work” So of course we had to find out more.

Her boyfriend somehow got either a flamethrower or something that did the same effect, and treid it on the driveway. It was great for melting the snow but the the water re-froze on the surface and made it even worse.

Now we know, and knowing is half the battle.

Nicely done!

With hot sauce it should be the other end

If drinking Frank’s hot sauce right from the bottle is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Oh, I didn’t need to move to South Texas… oh well, I’ll just have to make do.

At last a legitimate use for hot sauce.

With some people it comes out the other end.

Wish I could do that.

Wish I thought of that during the blizzard of 96. Probably wouldn’t have mattered though. Due to my mom’s aversion to spicy foods (she even thinks lemon pepper wings are too hot), we probably didn’t have anything in the house.

Is that what he was trying to get Godzilla to do the other day?

Yeah, but the snow turns to water then ice. So beware, it may become very slippery.

That’s nothing new, my dad could’ve done that any night after going out…

Nice work, Lio.

It also works on skeeters in the bayous…

Lilo’s been watching TikTok videos of guys, clearing their walks, with flame throwers.

Of course, tomorrow, the bathroom will look just like that!

I wish! Personally, I’m eagerly counting down until the warmer months …

Made me smile.

i wish that was possible in minecraft