Loretta Lockhorn is Leroy’s ever-loving spouse, who seems unflappable as she takes in stride her husband Leroy’s perpetual sniping. She can also dish out as much as she takes! Loretta plays the piano and cooks ... both by ear. When she’s not keeping her husband out of trouble, Loretta is off to “shop ‘til she drops!”

Leroy Lockhorn is Loretta’s loud-mouthed, leering, and loving husband. He lazily watches sports, tangles with neighbors and snarkily comments on Loretta and most other people. (He has been known to imbibe too many.) Fortunately for Loretta, Leroy’s bark is worse than his bite, and he is committed to Loretta and their partnership.