My husband feels insecure if he doesn’t have an Amazon order somewhere out there. I keep thinking there is nothing else he can possibly need to buy, but he keeps coming up with things he just has to have! He even bought pillow cases because they were the ‘Deal of the Day’.
Imagine almost 4 years ago
Siri, tell Alexa to get lost.
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
Alexa should be called Borgexa or Vogonexa!
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
Alexa! self destruct in 15 seconds!
William Bednar Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Now I’m wondering how much Taxes Jeff Bezos pays.
HunterIsACriminal almost 4 years ago
Sex.
Purple People Eater almost 4 years ago
42!!!
Steverino Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I have an ohmmeter that says “resistance is futile”.
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
Alexis is probably right…..
Snowedin almost 4 years ago
I have one. Shut it off.
Lola85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I love Amazon! However, Alexa will never live in my house because I’m too paranoid about being spied on.
Perkycat almost 4 years ago
My husband feels insecure if he doesn’t have an Amazon order somewhere out there. I keep thinking there is nothing else he can possibly need to buy, but he keeps coming up with things he just has to have! He even bought pillow cases because they were the ‘Deal of the Day’.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I try to resist. I really do. But Amazon has everything, even stuff I never knew I needed.
randolini Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The real solution is end the monopolies, end corporations bribery of congress, bring our jobs back from China and tax the rich, they can afford
WILLIAM "THE STINGER" HOLLIFIELD almost 4 years ago
stopp it alexa is sweet
smGoComics almost 4 years ago
Had a colleague who would only use the word ‘Borg’ to refer to Amazon.