I was in line behind a middle-aged, fairly well dressed man at the grocery store yesterday. You could almost see the stench wafting from his body. Everyone kinda moved away from him. Disgusting.
When I was 13, my dad handed me a stick of old spice deodorant. The package didn’t have any directions on it, and deodorant commercials never showed anyone applying it to their armpits. We were walking along somewhere, and my dad asks me, “Aren’t you using that deodorant I gave you?” I said “Yes”, sniffing my forearm; “See smell,” holding my arm out to him. It took a little bit for the gears to click into place, and he just burst out laughing. After a good chuckle, he proceeded to explain what it was for and where to apply it.
bxclent Premium Member over 3 years ago
subtle
jcwrocks69 over 3 years ago
I was in line behind a middle-aged, fairly well dressed man at the grocery store yesterday. You could almost see the stench wafting from his body. Everyone kinda moved away from him. Disgusting.
Yakety Sax over 3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czp_11uyVP0
DawnQuinn1 over 3 years ago
That is one of the quickest ways to lose a girlfriend.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 3 years ago
When I was 13, my dad handed me a stick of old spice deodorant. The package didn’t have any directions on it, and deodorant commercials never showed anyone applying it to their armpits. We were walking along somewhere, and my dad asks me, “Aren’t you using that deodorant I gave you?” I said “Yes”, sniffing my forearm; “See smell,” holding my arm out to him. It took a little bit for the gears to click into place, and he just burst out laughing. After a good chuckle, he proceeded to explain what it was for and where to apply it.