Lola by Todd Clark for January 16, 2023

It’s not breathing. Quick, give it mouth to mouth.

Besides, it’s malt, not must, that does more than Milton can.

In Heaven there is no beer. / That’s why we drink it here.

In some of my songs I have casually mentioned

The fact that I like to drink beer

This little song is more to the point

Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears

I like beer, it makes me a jolly good fellow

I like beer, it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes her feel mellow)

Whiskey’s too rough, Champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear

This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer

(She likes beer)

My guy often frowns when we’re out on the town

And I’m wearing jeans and my boots

He’s sipping vermouth and she thinks I’m uncouth

When I yell as the waiter goes by

I like beer, it makes me a jolly good fellow

I like beer, it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes her feel mellow)

Whiskey’s too rough, Champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear

This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer

(She likes beer)

Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene

And I went to a place so sublime

Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer

Then they turned it all into wine (Awww)

I like beer, it makes me a jolly good fellow

I like beer, it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes her feel mellow)

Whiskey’s too rough, Champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear

This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer

A woman after my own heart.