Lola by Todd Clark for September 16, 2023

This calls for a rolled up magazine or a newspaper. Assuming Lola is old school.

You may need to pull him off. My cats steal my chair all the time and I often have to remove them.

Max will move when he senses a big bahunka coming down.

Suspect that supper is somehow involved, Max.

Of course not. You are the trespasser in this situation….

Lola, it is time to go Full Metal Jacket on Max.

My pup does this to me too.

Now if that was a cat, I’d get it…

Yep, domain event is eminent.

More of an adverse possession situation.

I’m the bread-winner, with daily obligations to earn said bread. I get to choose where I want to sleep. Pooch can move it.