Lola by Todd Clark for March 12, 2025

That would be a handy skill set….

It’s all fun and games until T-800 comes to kill you … then you would wish to know how defeat them with a paperclip!… also, where did you put that dam*ed paperclip. “I’m sure it was just there yesterday! Darling, did you put somewhere my anticyborg paperclip?”

I usually just clip papers with a paper clip.

It is good to know things like that—you never know when you’ll run into a hostile government cyborg.

Elon makes his cyber trucks with just a paperclip, and that is all that holds them together.

Useful things aren’t easily learned.

I’m sure Cecil even describes, in great detail, all those “probings” he has to endure.

Paper clips, don’t leave home without ‘em. What’s in your wallet?

sure… just use it to short out the battery bank in one of his ev’s!