Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for July 06, 2015

I don’t THINK the Amish order fatwas against offending cartoonists, so you should be okay. Just watch your rear-view mirror for buggies.

Seems legit

Careful — there were some beard-cutting incidents a few years back . . .

Weird sects can be fun… as long as they don’t get too kinky. You don’t hear too much about the Clamish, because they tend to… you know… clam up around outsiders.

Oh! We should have known it all along… Popeye belonged to the Yamish faith! He always said, " I Yam what I Yam!" (They were an offshoot of the Armish.)

Ha! Try saying that ten times fast!

DAN, I am WAY BEHIND in my queue, due to Real Life. Wanted you to know I saw the June 29 strip, you are in my lineup. Are you from PA, by chance? If so, don’t forget PEACHEY, ZOOK, and HOSTETTLER, HOSTETLER, LOL!

Seriously, you posters here, if you REALLY want to know about the Amish, ask me. We have 3 sects here, White Toppers, Black Toppers and Yellow Toppers, based on the color of their buggies. The Yellow Toppers being the most advanced. The White Toppers, well, for the most part are WAY BEHIND in anything modern, though they EITHER HAVE CELL PHONES OR USE AN ENGLISH NEIGHBORS PHONE TO contact the outside world.

Hey! How come us Swedish are not represented?

And what about the English, Jewish, and Germish???