Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for July 24, 2022

His eyes can’t believe what he sees.

She can’t sleep with a Menorah.

OY !

She’s embracing the spirit of the holiday.

This really is not a step up from Mrs. Claus

She’s a hohoho

Looks like Father Christmas came early this year.

Couldn’t help herself after she saw his jingle bells.

She did cry out loud

So, she can’t have a dalliance with a goy?!

A dalliance……….a high societal word for………..?

Merry Xxxxmas!!!

What would you do during your slack offseason?

Growing up her mother always said “screw Santa”. So she did.

Has Collins ever worked for Hustler? Artwork looks alot like it.

All the more reason. She’s not worried about the naughty list.

Doesn’t matter her religion does it?

Puts a whole new spin on some Christmas songs:“They Came Upon the Midnight Clear”

“Here Comes Santa Claus”

“Goy to the World”

“(Not a) Silent Night”

“Jingle (his) Bells”

“LeTitsNow”

And, ahem,

“White Christmas ".

She was trying to convert Santa.