Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for August 16, 2022

You ripped that off from an MGM cartoon. :D :D :D

I thought Flipper was a dolphin….

I have always wanted to see a people-sized hot dog roller.

I like the picture of me water skiing in the background.

Easy over. :)

Trash looks about right

They become walking melanomas.

Stick a fork in them, they’re done

Must be a cold beach; it looks rather nipply.

Look…it’s “Flipper.”