Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for May 21, 2023

“The only insider trading I’m guilty of is trading the inside of a clean diaper for the inside of a dirty one!”

“I mean, ‘goo-goo’.”

“But my financial adviser told me that it was a perfectly legal cash cow.”

For those confused, it’s based on this series of commercials:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwRg8ovPekI&t=74s&ab_channel=UkraineArsenal

I should think milk futures would be Mom’s department. Probably some sort of pump-and-dump scheme.

Milk futures?

I also like milk pasts (no, not “milk pasta”)… e.g., a nicely aged cheese.

Careful there, milk futures can evaporate in a wink.

Baby looks like Mark Zuckerberg.

See that crib over there, I’m already in jail!