so was she NAUGHTY or NICE?
They always say “Christmas in July!”, but Christmas Eve is only 5 months away.
The poor man only comes once a year.
For many, it’s simply a time for giving and receiving, so Santa decided to get some.
d#ck is d#ck =)
……you know…..Santa not real!!!!!!!
I bet Santa isn’t circumcised… not one of god’s devotees.
so did he come down the chimney, or did she let him in the back door?
They put the ‘X’ in ‘Xmas’.
Lady and Gentileman, start your engines.
Santa is non sectarian!
Just because she’s Jewish does mean Santa isn’t fun in the sack.
santa only comes once a year and that’s down the…..can’t tell the rest of the JOKE but you know it we all know it
These days Santa is non-denominational. And if Mrs. Claus ever finds that out, he’s a dead man.
One of the best ones. Lol
So? The Jewish can have other ‘imaginary’ friends beside Jesus.
guess Helen’s a H0! H0! H0!
Yeah. Well he’s not real. :)
Santa quit playing with my toys……..
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 4 months ago
so was she NAUGHTY or NICE?
enigmamz 4 months ago
They always say “Christmas in July!”, but Christmas Eve is only 5 months away.
Jml58 4 months ago
The poor man only comes once a year.
cdnalor 4 months ago
For many, it’s simply a time for giving and receiving, so Santa decided to get some.
clynnb1224 Premium Member 4 months ago
d#ck is d#ck =)
rockyridge1977 4 months ago
……you know…..Santa not real!!!!!!!
Pickled Pete 4 months ago
I bet Santa isn’t circumcised… not one of god’s devotees.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 4 months ago
so did he come down the chimney, or did she let him in the back door?
ncorgbl 4 months ago
They put the ‘X’ in ‘Xmas’.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 4 months ago
Lady and Gentileman, start your engines.
LJZ Premium Member 4 months ago
Santa is non sectarian!
CrzyDyeman 4 months ago
Just because she’s Jewish does mean Santa isn’t fun in the sack.
Jennifer Falk 4 months ago
santa only comes once a year and that’s down the…..can’t tell the rest of the JOKE but you know it we all know it
eddi-TBH 4 months ago
These days Santa is non-denominational. And if Mrs. Claus ever finds that out, he’s a dead man.
cracker65 4 months ago
One of the best ones. Lol
I was FRAMED!!!!!! 4 months ago
So? The Jewish can have other ‘imaginary’ friends beside Jesus.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 4 months ago
guess Helen’s a H0! H0! H0!
the lost wizard 4 months ago
Yeah. Well he’s not real. :)
MuddyUSA Premium Member 3 months ago
Santa quit playing with my toys……..