Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for July 24, 2024

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  4 months ago

    so was she NAUGHTY or NICE?

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    They always say “Christmas in July!”, but Christmas Eve is only 5 months away.

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    Jml58  4 months ago

    The poor man only comes once a year.

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    cdnalor  4 months ago

    For many, it’s simply a time for giving and receiving, so Santa decided to get some.

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    clynnb1224 Premium Member 4 months ago

    d#ck is d#ck =)

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    rockyridge1977  4 months ago

    ……you know…..Santa not real!!!!!!!

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    Pickled Pete  4 months ago

    I bet Santa isn’t circumcised… not one of god’s devotees.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  4 months ago

    so did he come down the chimney, or did she let him in the back door?

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    ncorgbl  4 months ago

    They put the ‘X’ in ‘Xmas’.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    Lady and Gentileman, start your engines.

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    LJZ Premium Member 4 months ago

    Santa is non sectarian!

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    CrzyDyeman  4 months ago

    Just because she’s Jewish does mean Santa isn’t fun in the sack.

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    Jennifer Falk  4 months ago

    santa only comes once a year and that’s down the…..can’t tell the rest of the JOKE but you know it we all know it

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    eddi-TBH  4 months ago

    These days Santa is non-denominational. And if Mrs. Claus ever finds that out, he’s a dead man.

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    cracker65  4 months ago

    One of the best ones. Lol

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  4 months ago

    So? The Jewish can have other ‘imaginary’ friends beside Jesus.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  4 months ago

    guess Helen’s a H0! H0! H0!

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    the lost wizard  4 months ago

    Yeah. Well he’s not real. :)

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Santa quit playing with my toys……..

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