Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for December 21, 2024

Let’s not talk about the Yule log, okay?

He’s a wiz kid.

……don’t make him sweat Santa!!!!!

“Again, I’m getting sick of your Elf-in interruptions!”

Good question.

The wee man’s gotta wee.

and above the unisex bathroom commode is the message “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.” “The original message was deemed sexist as it encouraged gender role compliance; i.e. be like dad, not like sis….”