Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for February 16, 2025

I like how they dumped all of the samples into one container, but you could tell that they were all using drugs.

The lab needs a large sample size.

One Super Bowl Sunday, my dad had four cups of coffee, a six pack of beer, and two liters of soda. The rest of the gag writes itself…

Old joke…

At the farm, after getting the results: “Good news! We’re all healthy, and the cow is pregnant.”

Age of truck……must be prostrate!!!!!

Of course it does.

I thought they transported their samples in a Lincoln Incontinental.

Acme, it’s always Acme, where’s that fool Coyote?

I can relate!

just be glad they are not hauling a load of number 2, they dont have "mud"flaps on that truck

Pickup or delivery?