Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 09, 2025

to pee or not to pee

I bet it won’t get many buyers!

remember the TV episode “Hell Toupee” by Spielberg/King?

Nice, pun pal! I hope the Velveeta Voldemort doesn’t put us in the punitentiary.

Any color you want, as long at it’s Cheetos orange!

Made from genuine Clydesdale tail. Perfect for a big horse’s patoot.

I like The $ h i t head Toupee better, but I’d agree it isn’t the best sales slogan ever.

What country doesn’t want a Pampered president?

Yay!!! A good one, Dan.

Hell to Pay!!!!!!!

Now that he works for Putin, he should shave his head and put on a medal-filled uniform. We could call him Illin’ Duce.