Took my dog into the bar with me.Bartender says, “We don’t allow dogs in here.”Says I, “But this is a talking dog!”Bartender says, “Yeah, well, prove it.”So I turn to the dog and ask, “What is on top of a house?”Dog says, ‘Roof."I then ask, “How would you describe sandpaper?”Dog says, “Rough.”Next question, “Who was the greatest hitter in baseball?”Dog knows, “Ruth.”Bartender says, “Enough, get that dog outta here!”So we’re escorted out of the bar, where the dog turns to me and says, “So, who then? DiMaggio???”
margueritem about 12 years ago
With friends like that, who needs enemies?
freeholder1 about 12 years ago
Shecky Setter, Jerry Poodle and Henny Spaniel are not the best at sympathy. They are on the telethon today though.
freeholder1 about 12 years ago
MacSnuff says “take a bite out of humor.”
freeholder1 about 12 years ago
Is the one on the far right really Tony Tiger in a dog suit?
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Yeah, I guess he’d better stay outta GoComics.
Gatocat…. obviously you’re dying for a way to mention enemas…. but huh??
-Saint- about 12 years ago
Yeah, those guys aren’t the Cat’s meow…!
PICTO about 12 years ago
Rex’s choice of fashion accessories dogged him all day.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 12 years ago
Took my dog into the bar with me.Bartender says, “We don’t allow dogs in here.”Says I, “But this is a talking dog!”Bartender says, “Yeah, well, prove it.”So I turn to the dog and ask, “What is on top of a house?”Dog says, ‘Roof."I then ask, “How would you describe sandpaper?”Dog says, “Rough.”Next question, “Who was the greatest hitter in baseball?”Dog knows, “Ruth.”Bartender says, “Enough, get that dog outta here!”So we’re escorted out of the bar, where the dog turns to me and says, “So, who then? DiMaggio???”
treBsdrawkcaB about 12 years ago
A bark collar Rex more relationships…