Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 25, 2015

He’s certainly doctoring the bill.

I got one of them coming up in a few days (a real one, not a toilet one) and they’d better not be using any roto-rooter!

I guess he’s the one to call for my septic ulcer.

Every toilet over 50 years old should have one….

Rodney Rooter, MD. Home Proctologist.“Are you really a medical doctor?”“No, the MD stands for Mad Dog.”

I watched mine on TV…

He charges about 3 times as much as your doctor.

There’s an old joke. Doctor gets the bill from the plumber and says I’m a doctor and I don’t charge that much. The plumber responds, ya, I didn’t make that much when I was a doctor either.