Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 23, 2017

Who gets the button to the ejection seat?

Isn’t that a bit premature?

Most of the ride is spent floating, waiting for some real love.

Tunnel of friends with benefits.

Let’s just see how it goes.

This sort of reminds me of the old joke:

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First Man: "I bet I can jump from this rooftop to the one across the street.

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Second Man: “It’s too far. You’ll never make it.”

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First Man: “Of course I will, I’ll do it in two jumps.”

You get off at the Hallway of Meh.

Pulling out early always fails me.