Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 16, 2018

What’s his credit score, his amount of disposable income…you know…his vital signs?

When connected to the very expensive machine that goes boop it gets thinner and thinner.

I thought the critical point was when they submit the claims to the insurance company.

Must be in the USA.

“Billfold in a Beaker”? A Cashectomy? “What’s that beeping? His credit rating…”

My cash card has a DNR on it… Do Not Reload….

His wallet is on life support…

Give the fact that the US is only country in the world where paying your medical bills can bankrupt you, I don’t find these jokes amusing anymore.

Crashing!

This is outdated. Now it’s the insurance companies that take your money and pay the doctors at a contracted rate that is a tenth of what the procedure costs.

Who’s in your wallet?

Who’s taking notes?