Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 10, 2018

I thought of Red Sonja and her chain mail bikini, then Princess Leia and her chain mail bikini, then Wonder Woman and her chain mail bustier…

You wouldn’t have to worry about sharks…

I said “How high’s the water mamma?”. She said “It’s five feet high and blub, blub, blub.”

I am sure that with good marketing, we can turn sales around.

More like a drowning suit.

How would you prevent rust?

A bathing suit of armor is called a submarine.

The next ‘Before and After’ puzzle on “Wheel of Fortune”…

Knights of the wet table.

Does it come with one of those 19th century diving helmets?

Yes. Always look on the bright side of life