Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 28, 2019

I hope that’s not a loop.

Ewww!

Surprised it hasn’t happened.

Reusable floss

Everything except toilet paper!

Rest stop on I-78 at PA/NJ border has all electric driers. Some wit wrote on one: Press for a message from your senator.

Speaking of non-sequitirs, there’s a bathroom stall in my office building that has tiny graffiti under the TP dispenser that reads:

4/5 stars…Would poop here again.

I had someone ask me if she could borrow a piece of my dental floss. I told her, “No, I’ll give you a piece. I don’t want it back.”

I am stealing this and sending it to my dentist.

Some thongs are just like floss : < [

or maybe the sign should read:

here. take this string that’s been hanging in a public men’s room and run it through your mouth.

ewwww

Well, it sounded like a good idea at the time. (For some reason, I see those single-use floss things on the ground. It’s good people floss, but crazy that they think the world is their trash can)

Some of the threads at Go Comics are really disgusting.

Funnier would have been having a Scuz Bucket under floss loop!!