Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 27, 2020

I used to hate that question (without the barely) when I would go for a job interview.

I see barely myself scheduling eye surgery.

When my oldest kid graduated college in 2015, I suggested he answer the “where do you see yourself in five years” question with “I’m sorry. I don’t have 2020 vision.”

The answer should be…" sitting in your chair"

“Working in a position where I don’t have to deal with questions like that one.”

Someplace calm and greenish…

Writing books about blind dating.

My response usually is “Do you even have a business plan that goes that far out?”

If I told you I’d have to kill you.

With contacts.

There’s an obvious joke here, but I can’t see it…