Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 17, 2020

like the other guys at the bar, jerry was just getting lit…

I was holding a little pen light in my mouth while working on something and accidentally swallowed it. So where is this bar giving away the free beer? (Every time I fart it sends out an S.O.S.)

Soooo, Jerry’s beer was free? LOL

Well, at least he didn’t use the one about the flying monkeys coming out of…

Look out the window – are those pigs flying?

Thus the first neon sign was created.

Waiter! There’s a beer in my fly!

And Jerry says “That’s my cue”.

How a firefly became a barfly.