Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 10, 2021

It’s a flop.

What about the flop-flips?

This is where they flip the flops.

Ya gotta put the flip with the flop, and they balance out.

Somewhere a long the line, I discovered that when the toe divider of your flip-flop pulls through the sole, you can use one of the plastic bread sack closers (the annoying ones. small square of plastic with a hole in one end.) to temporarily repair them.

The employees must be unflappable.

The person on the right couldn’t seem to make up his mind:

“Won’t it flip or won’t it flop? Won’t Flip or won’t Flop? Flip or Flop?”

He had to be let go because he kept … flip-flopping.

“Hey, Boss, some mob guys are here… they want the ones from the ’won’t flip’ bin…”

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My wife wore flip-flops in the house one summer. That noise got on my nerves after a while.

What about FLippity-Flops?

I grew up in a more innocent time when they were called “thong sandals”.

Another funny & clever one. Two days in a row now. You ’re on a roll, Mr. Blazek!

Ith jutht the thame old thong and danth.

but most politicians fit both categories

All three quit and got jobs at the waffle house.

No, no, no. The left one is supposed to flip and the right one is supposed to flop. Are you wearing them on the wrong feet?!!!! :)

They have the same problem over at the Acme clock company. They have some that won’t tic and some that won’t toc.

That’s how I broke a hip 2 years ago this month. Got rid of ’em all and now wear Teva sandals.