Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 10, 2022

At least you won’t starve.

Just wait ’til Musk gets a share of it.

Their air mail can be especially messy.

So has the modern World Wide Web

“Coo! Coo! We need to talk about your car’s warranty!”

“Coo! Coo! Call the law offices of Smith and Smithson if you’ve been injured at work!”

Now you’re infested with flying rats.

I dunno why they come in person (?) (“in bird” sounds wrong) when they could just send spam tweets.

The marketers are working with stool pigeons.

“READ ME! (coo, coo) NO! READ ME FIRST! (coo! coo! coo!)”

Probably just pitches for political contributions.

A tweet that’s no treat and leaves a stain.

reminds of Arthur Weasley explaining to Harry why they no longer use owls for interdepartmental memos in the Ministry of Magic

Reminds me of a bunch of owls setting around the house.

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Seems coo to me!

Is there a no flying registry you can join?

No squabbling over who gets in oven first

yup, they’re really for the birds…