Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 17, 2023

Yes, syrah. We’ll be rich when he gets zin. Gotta go. I’ll call a cab.

I have a very old panel on my freezer. The gal says “Ooh, Pinot Noir, my favorite flavor!”

His promises include “A FREE BOTTLE IN EVERY CELLAR”.

Aah, a nice glass of pinot noir and a rare steak.

Careful. Their promises tend to be half corked. Too much sediment, and vinegar is forever.

I’m voting for Merlot, no matter what!

And running against… Chardonnay Blanc?

It’s time to red between the lines.

Its aged better than the republicans.

It worked before. Remember Mad Dog 2020?

Only I can sauvignon you.

His supporters will wear hats that read “Make America Grape Again.” But his opponent will campaign on the slogan “Better dead than Red!”

Who will he appoint to his cabernet?

It’s whining and dining time again for politicians.

Another black candidate for the position of king of, you know where…

i don’t know … i like the other guy … Pinot Grigio, but i’ll listen to what he has to … say?