Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 25, 2024

I can see these replacing lawn gnomes in many gardens in the near future.

I can tell you from experience that weeds just don’t learn their lesson. They keep coming back.

Lawn Hitmen.

It seems they roughed up my grass instead.

How do you kneecap nut sedge?

I want my weeds to sleep with the fishes.

The Sodfather.

Round ‘em Up men.

On tonight’s episode of “Lawn Order”….. (I had actually proposed that name for a lawn care company)

Mow them down with a Tommy Gun.

“ Beat your lawn, beat it.”

Call it a “Caesar salad.”

Pop a couple of the dandelion heads, just to send a message….