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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 05, 1987
April 04, 1987
April 06, 1987
Transcript:
Bernice: Ladies and gentlemen and esteemed judges... Bernice:...The next miss universe contestant is miss USA, Luann Degroot! Bernice: This stunning beauty is a talented singer, pianist, actress, and model! And she's wearing a breathtaking gown which she made herself! Bernice: Her hobbies include sky diving, auto racing, horse breeding, and exisential thermodynamics!! Bernice: Luann is five feet, ten inches tall, has a perfect figure, a lovely tan, deep blue eyes, flowing blonde hair, a flawless complexion and a big honker nose Luann: What?! Bernice: You were getting boring. Women are more interesting when they have a defect.
For a second I thought that Brad might have changed the script on them.