Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 23, 1989
April 22, 1989
April 24, 1989
Transcript:
Luann: Ok Bernice! This is it! Aaron Hill doesn't stand a chance! Luann: He won't be able to resist me now that I've got pierced ears! Luann: Plus, I've got on my most flattering sweater and my best pants! Luann: My hair looks perfect, my face is as clear as it ever gets..and I'm wearing ambush cologne! Luann: I'm standing right here next to his locker...he can't possibly miss me this time! Bernice: Here he comes! Bernice: Darn! You shoulda been standing about an inch and a half to the left...
I’m a little wigged out about how obsessed you are with a teenage girl, especially since some of your other comments suggest you’re a married man with kids.