Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 10, 1990

Transcript:

Luann: I can't believe Aaron Hill went to the dance with Tiffany! Why her? Bernice: Well, she is the most beautiful, desirable girl in the whole school. She told me so. Luann: But she doesn't even love him! I'm absolutely nuts about him!! Luann: To me, Aaron hill is the most awesomely wonderful, totally perfect being in the solar system! Luann: Besides, I'm 300 times more warm and sensitive and caring than she is! Bernice: so tell me, migs warm, how come Aaron Hill didn't invite you to the dance? Luann: because he's a stupid jerk