Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 22, 1990

Transcript:

Luann: Dear diary: I'm going to start planning ways I can be more spontaneous... Luann: bored bored bored Bernice: Are you counting fence posts or what? Luann: why are our lives so boring, Bernice?how come we never do anything? Bernice: Hey! Let's go to the pool! Luann: The pool? Luann:Hm.... Luann: That would involve a bathing suit and I hate all of mine. I'm planning to lose some weight but I haven't gotten around to it yet....Luann: I'd probably want to go in the water..which is ok, except then I'd smell all chloriny and my hair would get wet and I just spent an hour getting it to look good.... luann:It would be nice to lie in the sun-but I worry about the ozone and stuff. I'd have to smear on a ton of sunscreen..which means I'd have to shower again... Luann: I guess it'd be fun seeing some of the school crowd...except I feel so fat and white. i don't really want anyone to look at me... Bernice: I think I know why we never do anything. Luann: .. I'd also have to do my toenails, wax my legs...