Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 17, 1990
Transcript:
Mom: Brad, why are you so eager to have a mustache anyway? Brad: 'Cuz Diane's crazy for this guy at school who has one. Mom: And you though if you grew one, she'd fall for you! Honey, it doesn't work that way. Girls aren't attracted by physical things the way boys are. Girls are more concerned with tenderness, caring, sincerity, honesty... Brad: Shee! Girls are weirder than I though...
Girls without brains but with a good body go for guys without brains but with a great body, who go for girls without brains, but with a good body, who go for…