Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 21, 1994
Transcript:
Diane: Go ahead, Brad, tell her. woman: Yes? Brad: ok..I, um...ok, what happened was... I, um... Diane: He stole this perfume to give me. He thought I'd be impressed and fall for him. Woman: I see. Well, it's been used. He'll have to purchase it. Brad: I thought you'd be impressed? You mean...you wouldn't? Diane: Of course not! You can't buy affection, Brad! Woman: That'll be $267.50.