Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 28, 1995
Transcript:
Gunther begs, "Luann, what I'm asking is.. Will you go out with me?" Luann answers, "*sigh*.. Oh, I don't know, Gunther. I've waited forever for Aaron Hill to notice me, but who knows when that will happen.." Luann continues, "You're not at all my type and we have nothing in common, but, what the heck. I suppose we could go out- if we don't go anywhere anyone could see us." Gunther says, "Um.. Thank you. I guess." Luann asks, "You're paying, right?"
I’m pretty sure that’s the response real life women only give to creepy guys like you.