Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 27, 1996

Transcript:

Luann remarks as they relax in her room, "When I wake up, my eyes are all puffy and squinty and crusted with dried tear gunk." Bernice says, "And you're sharing this because.." Luann explains, "Because this novel says 'Alex kissed each of Felicia's sexy, beautiful bedroom eyes.'" Bernice remarks, "Eeeew."