Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 26, 1998
Transcript:
Luann, Bernice and Delta walk towards the exit of the mall. They look tired. Luann says, "9 million stores and we couldn't find ANYth-" A man in a baseball hat snatches Delta's purse. Delta says, "HEY!" Delta says, "THAT CREEP GRABBED MY PURSE! SOMEONE STOP HIM!!" A man (Miguel from behind) sticks his foot out and trips the thief. The thief hits the ground with a "SPLAM"
WHAT?! What kind of idiot steals a purse in front of hundreds of witnesses and security cameras?!