Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 10, 1998
Transcript:
Tiffany says, "So all 3 of us love Miguel?" Luann says, "YOU don't! You just want another conquest!" Delta says, "I'm the only one here who deserves him." Luann says, "Oh? And why is that Delta?" Delta says, "He stopped the guy who stole MY purse - I owe Miguel for that, ergo, I deserve him. End of debate." Tiffany says, "Does that make sense? What's 'ergo'?" Luann says, "Im' not sure. She's trying to win by being smart." Delta says, "Besides you two are WAY too achromic."
Now Delta is being racist.