Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 19, 2000
Transcript:
Luann and Tiffany are changing clothes in the locker room. Luann says with irritation, "Look, Tiffany, you were drowning and I dove in to save you. I deserve thanks." Tiffany replies, "For what? Stuart pulled us out. Miguel revived me with some FINE lip service." Tiffany continues, "All YOU did is make it harder for ME to be rescued." Luann says to herself, "Not hard enough." Tiffany walks away, saying, "Y'know, maybe you should thank ME for helping you get lip time with Stuart."
Tiffany did anyway, she’s so shallow, you could stand in it and not get your feet wet and your cough friend wasn’t of any help either