Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 19, 2000

Transcript:

Bernice and Luann are in the bedroom, sitting on the floor and leaning against the bed. Bernice reads from a magazine, "'Once during a co-ed gym class, my shorts fell off - and I was wearing thong undies!'" Luann laughs, "Ha! What a dope!" "Bernice continues reading, "'At a burger place with a new boy, I got the giggles and snorted root beer out my nose!'" Luann makes the "L" sign on her forehead and says, "Loooser!" Luann laughs, "I love these 'embarrassing moments' columns. They make me feel totally superior! Read another one!" Bernice continues reading, "'My friend and I had nothing better to do than waste the day sitting around her room reading those 'Embarrassing Moments' columns to feel ... um ... better about ourselves and ... uh...". Bernice turns to Luann and asks, "Are we still feeling superior?" Luann replies, "Yes! At least WE'RE not writing to a magazine!"