Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 22, 2003
Transcript:
"...So you say, 'Mr. Laurent, I'd like to be president of your fan club.' Then he'll say, 'I don't have a fan club.' And you'll say -" "Stop it, Luann! I can't believe you're hatching these idiotic plans!" "The man is TEACHER. With a teaching CREDENTIAL. That means he's got a college degree and is at least 6 years older than I am!" "So?" "So you need to hatch more sophisticated idiotic plans."
Leviticus is as old as his tongue and a little bit older than his teeth.